January 2011
The best excuse. :))
Teacher: Where's your homework?
Girl: Um... (looks to boyfriend for help)
Boy: It was my fault. Sorry.
Girl: (whispers) What are you doing?
(he smiled & winked at her)
Teacher: What?
Boy: It was my fault.
Teacher: How so?
Boy: I walked her to school today
& offered to carry her books.
Teacher: So where's her homework?
Boy: I dropped it.
Teacher: Why?
Boy: I dropped it when I was beating up a guy for saying you weren't the best teacher ever.
(everyone laughs & teacher smiles)
Teacher: I'll give you one more day
to get it finished.
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inutusan ako ng mama ko, pero di ko ginawa. hahahaha. nainip na sila sa mga paulit ulit ko na “MAMAYA, WAIT KA LANG.” maya maya eh, nakit ko na sya naghuhugas. sabi ko, “OH, AKALA KO AKO MAGHUHUGAS NYAN? SO, UTOS MO IKAW DIN SUSUNOD?” hahahahaha. muntik na akong hampasin. XD
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Sa dami ng ksalanan ko sa’yo cguro di na mabilang bilang yun. Pero, di ko gagawing excuse ang pagiging imperpektong tao ko. Alam kong tao lang ako at gumagawa din ng kasalanan, di ko naman mcontrol yun, pero alam ko pwede kong i’minimize yun, kaya pasensya na. Alam kong di ako naging mabuting “tao”, pero gusto ko na malaman mo na, SORRY. Pinagsisihan ko ang lahat. :(
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